Panda vs. Walrus

A panda in a maid’s outfit is trashing a hotel room, and is approached by a walrus in a cop’s uniform. (The door was open.)

The walrus says, “Hey, what are you doing there?”

The panda replies, “Sorry, I can’t hear you, I’m getting in touch with my feelings.”

The walrus says, “OK, you’re a panda, so I’m letting it go this time. Otherwise, I’d have to run you in.”

Panda replies, “Run me in?”

Walrus says, “Come on, you know what I mean.”

Panda replies, “No, actually, I don’t.”

Then they had lunch together. The End.

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